I Wish I Looked a Little Better

Turn out the light, yeah, the light
 And I might have a chance
 I guess I look slightly worse
 Than the Elephant Man
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 I went to high school
 And majored in looking real bad
 I got a real ugly mom
 And a real ugly dad
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, ohWhoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Dress for success
 That's what they say
 I'm such a mess
 That there just ain't no way
 I know my breath is the sweetest
 It really is great
 But when I try just to kiss you
 You say, "Better wait."
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Dress for success
 That's whaat they said
 Gimme some clothes
 To slap over my head
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 I went to Balboa Island
 And laid in the sand
 I may be as ugly as sin
 But at lest now I'm tan
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
 Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better
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