Mice!

Vermin! Rodents!
 Allen? Hmm? Ellen? Yes?
 Help! What? Mice!
 They waltz right through as if on cue
 Right down the chimney and through the floo
 And soon my house is a petting zoo!
 Allen? Yes sir? We got mice!
 They're tough as nails they're bold as brass
 They breed like rabbits and chew through glass
 They block the doorway so I can't pass!
 Ellen? Okay! We got mice!
 Minnesota winters always drive them indoors
 Easy to ignore until that indoors is yours!
 I fear this year is getting wierd
 We set out traps and they won't be scared
 I bought a cat and it disappeared!
 Al I've told you twice
 Come over and get rid of my mice
 Allen do you have to move so slow?
 I uh-
 You're late!
 I was just uh-
 Don't just! Go! Go! GO!
 Allen! Coming! We got mice!
 Filthy creatures!
 I thought I might-
 Those neighbors of ours!
 (Gonna go out)
 Never had height or hair of a rodent in my house!
 Allen! Alright! We got mice!
 Minnesota winters never drove them in here
 Run a tighter ship and then your rats won't appear
 I wax my floors no residue
 I give the carpet a good shampoo
 But every winter there's more rats who ignore my good advice
 And wonder why they wind up with mice!
 Ellen! Right! Ellen! He knows! Ellen! Yeah! Ellen! Help!
 Minnestoa winters bring in work I suppose
 But what a filthy job and what ridiculous clothes
 The basment's full of poison bait
 He sprays so often we suffocate
 There's nothing left to exterminate
 And that I guess is nice
 But normal men do not play with
 Ellen! Christ! Ellen! Yeah! Ellen! He'll get to ya'! Oh thank God!
 Your vermin killed each mousehold filled
 Your house is clean and your spouse is thrilled
 And if they're not then you won't get billed
 Allen! We know! We got mice!
 Every year bombarded by our pestilent foes
 Then when we're outsmarted we require a pro
 Allen let's go!
 Each winter mice and men collide
 And all our houses are occupied
 They'll drive my family right outside
 To perish on the ice
 No vermin here! No rodents here!
 They chewed up all that we hold dear
 So Allen end our crisis! Name your price!
 Cause' we got mice!
 Allen!