(Every household in America)
(That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?)
No shit, Sherlock
(We're not talkin' about one hungry plant, here)
(We're talkin' about world conquest!)
You've got it! (over my dead body!)
Hm, that's a distinct possibility!
I used to hear the people talk about that old King Kong
They used to say he was the meanest, but them folks was wrong
He climbed the Empire State, the building ain't that big
Shoot, I could climb in half the time, but climbing ain't my gig
I'm just bad (bad)
I'm real bad (bad), I'm bad
You know Godzilla was a monster, he was mighty mean
But even I had to respect him, 'cause the boy was green
But when he said to me, "Hey Audrey, you ain't all that tough"
I had to show that leapin' lizard I was tough enough
He said, "Gad!" (gad)
"Don't get mad" (mad)
"Boy, you're bad"
That's right, I'm bad (bad), bad (bad)
So I ain't worried 'bout your biggest guns
I'm just too bad (bad), bad (bad)
I'm ten feet tall and weigh at least two tons
I'm extra bad (bad), bad (bad)
Go on and bitch and whine and wail and curse
Too bad I'm bad (bad), bad (bad)
And if you mess with me, I'll just get worse
One day I met the Bride of Frankenstein, so much for her
Just one encounter and she called me "Mr. Audrey, sir"
So it's a cinch, no puny body of a botanist
Is gonna be a half a match for me when I get pissed
Got it, Dad? (dad)
You been had! (had)
Oh, I'm bad
So come and get me, kid
I dare you, try and make your kill
I'll make you sorry you was messin' with my chlorophyl
I hope you gettin' close to ready now to end this fuss
These foolish efforts to undo me is so tedious
See, all your methods are so corny and so childish and so undergrad
They just an exercise in stupid
Why not face it, Seymour? I am bad!
Give up, Krelborn