Chris The Birthday Boy

Well he had insisted
 On paying for the meal but
 His jaw dropped when he saw
 The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
 And suddenly he is
 He is just about at vague as you can get
 Without being actually invisible
 I have to keep this body going
 He must
 Have thought
 Well he had insisted
 On paying for the meal but
 His jaw dropped when he saw
 The bill, the bill
 But if
 Someone
 Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
 On the head
 With his enormous wooden
 Brown wooden spoon
 Where do you think
 Where do you think
 He's going with her
 Handbag? handbag
 Well he had insisted
 On paying for the meal but
 His jaw dropped when he saw
 The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
 And suddenly he is
 He is just about at vague as you can get
 Without being actually invisible
 I have to keep this body going
 He must
 Have thought