Nice Guy Eddie

So I'll admit that it all started as a scam
 'cos every girl wanted you and a year round tan
 We know you're old but you're kind
 You're rich and your heart is dicky
 Yes I knew that you wanted me
 And he said
 Hey love how are you fixed
 We'll meet at ten past now it's quarter to six
 We'll spend the whole night making love on the sofa
 It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to
 And then we both settled down to our favourite meal
 D'you fancy veal parmesan and a case of warm chianti
 Pass my bag I picked up that bra you fancied
 Yes I knew that you wanted me
 And he said
 Hey love how are you fixed
 We'll meet at ten past now it's quarter to six
 We'll spend the whole night making love on the sofa
 It may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to
 Oh we knew it couldn't last
 And we should have left it long before
 One great year and one for luck
 And like all good things you soon want more
 You were always so polite
 I think I loved you
 And I said
 Hey love I'm making it easy on us
 I'll leave and a few of our dreams turn to dust
 All night making love on your sofa
 And it may sound funny but he wasn't supposed to
 Summer '92 I remember it clearly
 When he choked on the olive in his dry martini
 There was dismay from friends he was close to
 And it may sound funny but it wasn't supposed to be