Lie Detector

she's a movie star arrangement
 got a touch of Bergman to her face
 she wears suits and buys him flowers
 smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes
 he says uh oh i love you
 but i'm not sure i trust you
 you seem strange to me
 she's got green eyes and she's lovely
 reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips
 got an automatic license
 reads all Dostoievsky's household tips
 he says uh oh i love you
 but i'm not sure i trust you
 you seem strange to me
 how come everyone suspects her
 attach her to a lie detector
 watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn
 and every time she answers yes
 The needles on his polygraph test
 just go round in circles like his brain
 she's got long hair but she's ugly
 got a touch of Einstein to her brain
 she wears fat clothes but she's cunning
 people say she's easy all the same
 he says uh oh i love you
 but i'm not sure i trust you
 you seem strange to me
 it took a thousand cliches just to scold her
 took a man from Stepford and a tape recorder
 got his ego broken, so crestfallen
 you made a start, you made us laugh
 stop it. you're a grown man baby
 it's just that your head's no good