Kyu

Aisa lage yaha cheen ke hi lena hai
 Jo lena hai dilane waala koi ni hai
 Yaha sona hai to aankhe khole so
 Tere peeche yaha sulane wala har koi hai
 Aankhe kholo dekho
 Aankhe kholo dekho
 Baapu bole koi gaal pe tamacha de
 To dooja bhi usi ke aage dedo
 Main bola kyu, haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Dahaadu jaise King Kong
 Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
 Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
 Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu
 Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
 Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
 Likhi teen baat tere liye
 Fir kyu haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Ek baar chali jaae
 To baazi fir lautke naa aae
 Kho jae, kaha jaae
 Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
 To fir aise hi jane du kyu
 Ye waqt tera aaka hai
 Yahi tera dost, tera saanjha hai
 Yahi ghauv bhar jaata hai
 Yahi ghauv kar jaata hai
 Chala haatho ki lakeero pe
 Nigaahe kari teekhi
 Mehengi padi badi zada to salahe li thi free ki
 Likhi beeti padi badha thi kitabe meri feeki
 Jeeti ghadi ghadi asha kari mirchi bhi meethi
 Maari seeti poora desh ghoom gaya
 Dil ki suni dekho poora desh moot gaya
 1 mahina khichega tera hafta
 Aadhe aashiko ko yaha pe kalesh choom gaya
 Tha mai baitha, kone me thi nazare sabhi pe
 Jigra ni kisi pe, ye dhee ke
 Paiso ke pujari, bane fire inki battiya banadi
 Fir jala diya vo bhi bina ghee ke
 Maut aye Seedhe
 Seedhe hote kaash ke ye
 Par nikale ye cheeni se bhi zada meethe
 Mera waqt haath se
 Fisale ho jaise ret dekh ke
 Bhi dikha ni ye jhoot tha safed shayad
 Galat aur sahi ab koi maene na rakhe mere liye
 Hu mai ek gayak, ek laayak, ek naayak
 Leke chalu apne upar ek daayatv
 Ke tu duniya meri nazaro se kabhi dekh shayad paega kabhi
 Poora khel yaha haath dhare baitha
 Mera kaam shamahaan tha bana
 Tere liye gyaan maine bata
 Fir jhaank meri aankho and bol mujhe
 Kyu, haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Dahaadu jaise King Kong
 Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
 Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
 Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu
 Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
 Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
 Likhi teen baat tere liye
 Fir kyu haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Ek baar chali jaae
 To baazi fir lautke naa aae
 Kho jae, kaha jaae
 Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
 To fir aise hi jane du kyu
 Kyu haan?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu
 Tha chhina poora ghar baar kabke
 The theek hi kaali nazrein gadayein bethein
 Keedhe padhe inhe padhe peeche mere kyu haan?
 Toh fir aise hi jaane du kyu?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu?
 Janaab, din aaj ka ho
 Ya rajaon ke zamane ka
 Insaan sala har darr se nikal gaya hai
 Chori ka, nashe ka, zindagi ka darr
 Ek darr reh gaya
 Samaaj ka darr, hain?
 Inn sabne
 Hadd kari duniya ki maanega to harr ghadi hath kadi
 Pudhiya nikaalega to zapt teri harr kali
 Hatt kar hi huliya kyu sunega kisiki khud hai
 Jo kilsa sabhi se aisi gaandu kare harkat hi kyu?
 Bani tumhaare liye suli
 Par chadte tum sarr parr hi kyu?
 Paisa nasha pyaar hai banne laga dal dal
 Ye na ye na chode kabhi hone lagi khalbali kyu?
 Na nikle muh se inke chu ab
 Bohoto ki khapi meri chavi kabhi paaoge na chhu ab
 Me bhao bhi na du ab bhale sade lage bura
 Jisse bade gale lage churi ghope
 Peeche laga ki goli gayi chu kar (chu kar)
 Apne bhi tode dil kyu par?
 Saalo se chaaro k beech hai kyu dar?
 Kyu kar gaur aur inhi baaton pe fook kar
 Aye trip fassi kyu sadi ye basi jhoot par
 Hai thoot par
 Dene ka do mann bhidega to gand
 Failega sehle kya kehlega karu
 Hashr aisa bhaida agar tere chehre ka
 Kehr hai kyu kehneka bas fatti jab hai
 Sunna sach hai poora desh ghoom gaya
 Khudki sunni to saara game rule kiya
 Maata bhagge chadegi zyada fuddi milegi
 Saali buddhi sooji to poora bhes bhool gaya
 Bhala kyu haan?
 Kyu, haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Dahaadu jaise King Kong
 Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
 Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
 Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
 Aise hi jaane du kyu
 Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
 Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
 Likhi teen baat tere liye
 Fir kyu haan?
 Aise hi jane du kyu
 Ek baar chali jaae
 To baazi fir lautke naa aae
 Kho jae, kaha jaae
 Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
 To fir aise hi jane du kyu
 Aise hi jaane du kyu
 Aise hi jaane du kyu