Wasn't That A Party

Could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
 Could've been the three or four six packs
 I don't know but look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?
 Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
 I saw someone under my kitchen table
 Talking to my old Tom Cat
 They were talking about hockey, the cat was talking back
 Along about then, everything went black, wasn't that a party?
 I'm sure it's just my memory
 Playing tricks on me
 But I think, I saw my buddy
 Cutting down my neighbor's tree
 It could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
 It could've been the three or four six packs
 I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?
 Billy, Sue and Tommy
 Well, they went a little far
 They were sittin' in my back yard, blowing on a siren
 From somebody's police car
 So you see, Your Honor, it was all in fun
 The little bitty track meet down on Main Street
 Was just to see if the cops could run
 Well, they run us in to see you in an alcoholic haze
 I sure can use those thirty days to recover from the party
 Could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
 Could've been the three or four six packs
 I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football, I think I'm going to die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?
 It could've been the whiskey, might've been the gin
 It could've been the three or four six packs
 I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
 My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die
 Tell me, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?
 Wasn't that a party?
 Wasn't that a party?
 Wasn't that a party?
 Wasn't that a party?