Thank God

Yeah, I'll admit
 I've had sex before marriage
 I've smoked hella weed
 And then I shared it
 Yeah, I confess
 I've scrolled through Pornhub
 I've had impure thoughts
 And acted upon them
 So if the pearly gates
 Won't open up for me
 At least I know
 There's somewhere else I can go
 Thank God
 Thank God for making a Hell
 Thank God for making a place full of fire
 And greedy-ass liars
 Where I'm just like everyone else
 Thank God for Hell
 Yeah, I'll admit
 My mind's a bit dirty
 Only go to church
 If somebody's forced me
 Yeah, I confess
 I say some bad words
 And I haven't yet, but I bet
 I'll get a divorce
 So if the pearly gates
 Won't open up for me
 At least I know
 There's somewhere else I can go
 Thank God
 Thank God for making a Hell
 Thank God for making a place full of fire
 And greedy-ass liars
 Where I'm just like everyone else
 Thank God
 Thank God for knowing me well
 Thank God for making a place I can smoke
 And tell fucked up jokes
 Eternally just be myself
 Thank God for Hell
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 Thank God for Hell
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 If the pearly gates
 Won't open up for me
 Fuck 'em
 Thank God
 Thank God for making a Hell
 Thank God for making a place full of fire
 And greedy-ass liars
 Where I'm just like everyone else
 Thank God
 Thank God for knowing me well
 Thank God for making a place I can smoke
 And tell fucked up jokes
 Eternally just be myself
 Thank God for Hell