Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened To My Part?) - Original Broadway Cast Recording: "Spamalot"

What ever happened to my part?
 It was exciting at the start.
 Now we're halfway through Act 2
 And I've had nothing yet to do.
 I've been offstage for far too long
 It's ages since I had a song.
 This is one unhappy Diva
 The producer's have deceived her.
 There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
 Whatever Happened to My Part?
 I am sick of my career
 Always stuck in second gear
 Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
 I've no Grammy no Rewards,
 I've no Tony Awards,
 I'm Constantly replaced by Britney Spears
 Britney Spears
 
 Whatever Happened to My Show?
 I was a hit, now I don't know.
 I'm with a bunch of British Knights,
 Prancing 'round in woolly tights.
 I might as well go to the Pub
 They've been out searching for a shrub
 Out shopping for a Bush
 Well they can kiss my Tush
 It seems to me they've really lost the plot
 Whatever Happened to My
 I'll Call my Agent, Dammit
 Whatever Happened to My
 Not Yours, Not Yours,
 But My,
 Part