Oh That's Good, No That's Bad - Single Version

(Oh, that's bad)
 No, that's good
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 Not long ago, I was walkin' down the street
 When a woman in a car knocked me off my feet
 (Oh, that's bad)
 No, that's good
 My insurance paid me a lot of dough
 More money than I'd seen in a year's payroll
 (Oh, that's good)
 No, that's bad
 On doctor bills is where my money went
 And all I had left was a very bad limp
 (Oh, that's bad)
 No, that's good
 'Cause the way I walked, it got me a role
 As the Marshall's partner on a TV show
 Pretty young actresses started hanging 'round
 And every night we'd do the town
 (Oh, that's good)
 No, that's bad
 I ended up back in a hospital bed
 'Cause my horse fell on my bad leg
 (Oh, that's bad)
 No, that's good
 'Cause just when I was feeling my worst
 I fell in love with a beautiful nurse
 (Oh, that's good)
 No, that's bad
 'Cause I found out she was the doctor's wife
 Now I'll be in a wheelchair the rest of my life
 'Cause no matter how I pleaded and begged
 He operated on my good leg
 (Oh, that's bad)
 No, that's awful