How Do You Catch A Girl - Single Version

Won't somebody tell me please
 How do you catch a girl?
 Take a little piece of cheese and put it in a trap
 If you don't catch a mouse then you're bound to catch a rat
 Take a tiny shiny hook and a little piece of bait
 And you're bound to catch a fish if you're calm enough to wait
 But how do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 Won't somebody tell me please
 How do you catch a girl?
 Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
 And he found an icy river and he set a little trap
 And he took a bite of jerky and he took a little nap
 And he knew he'd catch a beaver or a fat muskrat
 But how do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 Won't somebody tell me please
 How do you catch a girl?
 I'd like to know how to catch a girl
 I've caught frogs
 I've caught snakes earthworms and they may be nice
 But girls - woahh
 Well I asked the local lover and he told me what to do
 He said learn the rocking dances both old and new
 But it's hard to do those dances with two left feet
 So I've got to find a method that'll work for me
 So how do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 Won't somebody tell me please
 How do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?
 How do you catch a girl?