PS5 - PS1 Version

Whoa
 Eyes up, you've been gone for a fortnight
 My love, are you stuck in a fake life?
 Can't win, if the prize is to waste your time
 Now it's wasting mine
 And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
 Make me your only, won't win a trophy
 But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
 Missing it low-key, I'll say it slowly
 It's me or the PS1
 Tell me which is gonna be more fun
 Swear, after this I'm done
 But if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
 Me or the PS1
 Answer wrong and honey, you'll get none
 I'm finally out of puns
 So, if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
 Let's go, you say you're ready for battle
 Have fun making love to your console
 Good luck paying rent by remote control
 When you can't reload
 And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
 Make me your only, won't win a trophy
 But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
 Missing it low-key, I'll say it slowly
 It's me or the PS1
 Tell me which is gonna be more fun?
 Swear, after this I'm done
 But if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
 Me or the PS1
 Answer wrong and honey, you'll get none
 I'm finally out of puns
 So if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
 Me or the PS1
 Not sorry if I run it over
 Me or the PS1
 Me or the PS1