Marry Christmas

If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never lose my cheer
 You'd give me lots of presents
 For every month of every year
 My Christmas would be here with the diamond
 Down on one knee
 Under the mistletoe, I'd say, "I do, baby"
 14-carats for the reindeer
 18-carats on my finger
 Pumpkin pie for every dinner
 Wouldn't it be nice?
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 My Christmas would be here
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 The house would be jolly
 A real snow-globe scene
 We'd leave the Christmas lights up
 'Til next century
 A Barbie doll for little Johnny
 One toy car will go to Marley
 Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah
 Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never lose my cheer
 You'd give me lots of presents
 For every month of every year
 My Christmas would be here
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 My Christmas would be here
 
 If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 Marry Christmas, marry Christmas
 I would, I would
 
 If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never lose my cheer
 You'd give me lots of presents
 For every month of every year
 My Christmas would be here with the diamond
 Down on one knee
 Under the mistletoe, I'd say, "I do, baby"
 14-carats for the reindeer
 18-carats on my finger
 Pumpkin pie for every dinner
 Wouldn't it be nice?
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 My Christmas would be here
 ♪
 The house would be jolly
 A real snow-globe scene
 We'd leave the Christmas lights up
 'Til next century
 A Barbie doll for little Johnny
 One toy car will go to Marley
 Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah
 Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never shed a tear
 I'd never have to miss it
 11-months of every year
 If I could marry Christmas
 Then I would never lose my cheer
 You'd give me lots of presents
 For every month of every year
 My Christmas would be here
 ♪
 My Christmas would be here
 
 If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 If I could marry Christmas
 Marry Christmas, marry Christmas
 I would, I would