Too Much Butt

Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
 They aren't ready for these hips of mine
 They me be designers but they haven't designed
 Jeans to fit your valentine
 They make womens' clothes
 For the long and the lean
 I got too much butt for one pair of jeans
 Well, if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster
 I don't buy jeans, I get reupholstered
 An acre of denim custom cut, sewn with care to fit this butt
 Well, if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
 Too much butt for one pair of jeans
 Too much butt, what?
 Too much butt, ah no, baby
 Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
 Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
 I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
 There's no such thing as too much butt
 (Ain't no butts about it, baby)
 Well, you know on a plane it's a little bit tight
 My butt's wedged in for the whole damn flight
 And if you're next to me you'd better be nice
 'Cause this butt can be a flotation device
 If we go down, ah you know what I mean
 Too much butt for one pair of jeans
 Too much butt, what?
 Too much butt, ah no, baby
 Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
 Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
 I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
 There's no such thing as too much butt
 When I bend over I may block the sun
 I may be two but I'm your only one
 On a scale of one to ten, you know I'm your twenty
 How could you want more? This girl's got plenty
 I know what you like and you like what you see
 Too much butt for one pair of jeans
 Too much butt, what?
 Too much butt, ah no, baby
 Too much butt, tell me how could that be?
 Too much butt, it's a mystery to me
 I may have a lot but I'll tell you what
 There's no such thing as too much butt
 Well, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream
 Too much butt for one pair of jeans