Ragtime Rag

If I could make a wish
 I'd make it twice
 I'd gladly sacrifice
 And let him ride
 The rag one time for me
 When times are bad
 They could be much worse
 If my baby had the curse
 So let him ride the rag one time for me
 Oh he don't know pain
 He don't know stress
 That visitor makes quite a mess
 Let him ride the rag one time for me
 I love my baby
 But he don't understand the rag
 I love him, I love him yes I do
 I love my baby
 But he don't understand the rag
 I love him, I love him yes I do
 I'd make him holler
 Make him shout
 Learn what monthly pain is all about
 If he'd ride the rag one time for me
 I would give him cramps
 Make him shake
 His head and back and belly ache
 If he'd ride the rag one time for me
 But to this story
 They can be some joy
 If you're not ready for a girl or boy
 I'll keep that ride
 And enjoy it thankfully
 Yes I'll keep that ride
 And hope for your sympathy
 I love my baby
 But he can't understand the rag
 I love him, I love him yes I do
 I love my baby
 But he can't understand the rag
 I love him, I love him yes I do
 Give me a Midol, give me a Motrin
 Give me a Darvon, give me an Advil
 Give me a Tylenol, give me a Pamprin
 Give me a Valium, give me a Zydon