My Own Best Friend

One thing I know
 One thing I know
 And I've always known
 And I've always known
 I am my own
 I am my own
 Roxie & Velma:
 Best friend
 Baby's alive
 Baby's alive
 But baby's alone
 But baby's alone
 And baby's her own
 And baby's her own
 Roxie & Velma:
 Best friend
 Many's the guy
 Who told me he cares
 But they were scratchin' my back
 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs
 And trusting to luck
 And trusting to luck
 That's only for fools
 Only for fools
 I play in a game
 I play in a game
 Roxie & Velma:
 Where I make the rules
 And rule number one
 From here to the end
 Is 'I am my own best friend'
 Three musketees
 Who never say die
 Are standing here this minute
 Me
 Me
 Myself
 Myself
 And I!
 And I!
 Velma & Roxie:
 If life is a school
 I'll pass every test
 If life is a game
 I'll play it the best
 'Cause I won't give in
 and I'll never bend
 and I am my own best friend!