C.H.A.R.L.E.S.

Come on now Bryan this isn't The Sword in the Stone
 Tell me which suit should I wear when I meet him
 The dark or the light Harris Tweed?
 I need to know precisely
 Dressed to pop a lot
 Top of the charts yes I top a lot
 I'll never stop 'til this king's up in Camelot
 I'm rapping hot, showing up all the king's men
 Like Big Ben
 We're swinging those swords that are mightier than pens, a Top 10
 We're sending the hits like MI6
 I'm getting my kicks by licking the pot pourri off of white chicks
 I'm waiting hopingly, openly for the right mix
 I've got the Pope and me ropin' so that the night sticks
 Tight tricks, we're rapping the magic in rap
 Dressed in polo, elegant with a subtle touch of Hugh Grant
 I bet you can't like I enchanted the scene
 I implemented codeine, perhaps we'll share a glass of Ovaltine
 The noble Queen deemed my tracks bringin' peoples back
 I'm bringing sequel back when beanie's on my regal track
 We're riding saddleback, we're riding battle tracks
 As a matter of fact you stole a page from out my almanac
 We pack aristocratal rhymes in these desperate times
 Dressed to the nines I'll mix in a drink with all my favourite lines
 Inclined to wash and rinse
 I'm going to meet the prince
 Your favourite noble beef Karl
 When I go to meet Charles
 C ("it's payback time for Charles")
 H ("we're talkin' 'bout Charles")
 A ("it's payback time for Charles")
 R ("perfectly blithering, my dear man!")
 L ("it's payback time for Charles")
 E-S (we're talking about Charles)
 Nobody's cooler when you're born to be a royal ruler
 The crowning jeweller of the Windsor family time's and moolah
 Like a medulla oblongata, oughta meet the crooner
 I bought a schooner so the tune I guess is sooner to rule ya
 So I can meet the man first, they talking coz your plas was perverse
 They caught you walking with a man purse
 They try to front like they could make it off the solo work
 These chaps are rapping how they could have had a polo shirt
 They tailor-fitted and pressed so Charles will have envy
 Impersonate the best so that you're spitting like an old B
 I come complete when I swing the mallet with a swagger
 I'm running the Jeep off a power ballad by Mick Jagger
 Like cloak and dagger I'll be mixing tracks in Scotland Yard
 I'm scuttlin' hard when I'm meeting with Prince Charles and y'all
 When duty calls I'll be mad gorilla acting killer
 When booty calls I'll be spending skrilla on Camilla
 Wrapped in vanilla with production like I'm JJ Dilla
 This first-born intern's gon' be living like a ducky biller
 I'm up in the Aston
 I'm up in the Martin
 P.C. and me are where the real talk is
 C ("it's payback time for Charles")
 H ("we're talkin' 'bout Charles")
 A ("it's payback time for Charles")
 R ("perfectly blithering, my dear man!")
 L ("it's payback time for Charles")
 E-S (we're talking about Charles)
 The knight in shining motherfucking armor in the cut
 Let's drop a saddle on the high horse and giddy up
 To gallop on the track with my trusted noble steed
 Oversee the procedure to get them royalties
 Royal steez looking hella debonair
 Acting like I'm Piers Brosnan with a bit of Fred Astaire
 Calling up the guard giving you my deadest stare
 So get to stepping like a motherfucking set of stairs
 We go to battle and the cavalry come with the cannons
 King of the castle coz I'm living like Dungeons and Dragons
 Heavy artillery raps, acts of chivalry
 Ducks get beheaded and that, that's the guillotine
 I drop it on them like a dirty beat up in a filthy clurb
 That's when the bobby caught me pulling out my billy club
 From Buckingham Palace to British Columbia
 Down to Santa Monica then back the pier
 There's a motherfucker like Charles
 C ("it's payback time for Charles")
 H ("we're talkin' 'bout Charles")
 A ("it's payback time for Charles")
 R ("perfectly blithering, my dear man!")
 L ("it's payback time for Charles")
 E-S (we're talking about Charles)
 C-H-A-R-L-E-S
 We talking 'bout Charles