Partners In Crime

She's under-age and she's underweight
 And she's one month hooked and she's two months late
 She comes from Wyoming
 And he named her Desiree
 She hit New York like a farm-fresh egg
 Hits a frying pan, she's too proud to beg
 So she works on the sidewalk
 He administrates her pay
 She calls him Swagger 'cause of his hat
 He adopted her in three seconds flat
 By the bus station doorway
 Where he found her half-alive
 He is her family and in return
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 He beats up on her and takes all she can earn
 And she needs him so badly
 Losing him she'd never survive
 Him and her, me and you
 We do it to each other whatever we do
 Hand in hand, arm in arm
 It's always been the two of us doing us harm
 It's the same deal every time
 We're all of us partners in crime
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 She is a buyer for Bloomingdale's
 He's division head of commercial sales
 They met at the office
 Odds we one to one they'd meet
 Work is the great aphrodisiac
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 It's that nine-to-five gets 'em in the sack
 Afternoons at the office
 Evenings at the health retreat
 And all day long he just balls her out
 'Bout some shipment due on the air freight route
 But when they leave the office
 Guess who gets the upper hand?
 She's into power, he's into pain
 And beneath her heel, he will long remain
 And he needs her so badly
 Loves it when she takes command
 Him and her, me and you
 We do it to each other whatever we do
 Hand in hand, arm in arm
 It's always been the two of us doing us harm
 It's the same deal every time
 We're all of us partners in crime
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 If there's a heaven, if there's a hell
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 It's made up of those who we love so well
 And we make hell or heaven
 As we do when we're alive
 Two people meet and they fix their deal
 And they get what they deserve
 And they want the way they feel
 And we need love so badly
 Losing it we'd never survive
 Him and her, me and you
 We do it to each other whatever we do
 Hand in hand, arm in arm
 It's always been the two of us doing us harm
 It's the same deal every time
 We're all of us partners in crime