Butcher Pete (Part 1)

Hey everybody, did the news get around
 About a guy named Butcher Pete
 Oh, Pete just flew into this town
 And he's choppin' up all the women's meat
 He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
 He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
 He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
 He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
 Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
 He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
 All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
 Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops
 Ever since Peter flew into town
 He's been havin' a ball
 Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
 Single women, married women, old maids and all
 Wakes up in the morning, half past five
 Chops from sunrise to sunset
 I don't see how he stays alive
 Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah
 The police put Pete in jail
 Yes, he finally met his faith
 But when they came to pay his bail
 They found him choppin' up his cell mate
 That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
 Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
 Just hacks on anything he can get
 Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet.