Dirty Mother for You

Squeeze me, baby
 Don't let me fall
 I got to put this mule
 To jumpin' in yo' stall
 He gon' be a kickin' muther *fer you
 Don't ya know?
 He gon' be a kickin' muther fer you
 Don't ya know?
 Gon' be a jumpin' muther fer you
 An I wouldn't tell a-you no lie
 Squeeze me tight, darlin'
 An don't let me fall
 You know I been lovin' you
 Ever since way last fall
 Lovin' mother fer you
 Don't you know?
 Lovin' mother fer you
 Don't you know?
 I'm a lovin' muther for you
 An I wouldn't tell a-you no lie
 Mercy!
 Now, there sits a man
 Look like he's sour on lemons
 He got a mouth like a possum
 Look like he be needin' persimmon
 Persimmon eatin' muther fer you
 Don't you know?
 He's a persimmon eatin' muther fer you
 Don't you know?
 He's a persimmon eatin' muther fer you
 An I wouldn't tell you no lie
 Mercy!
 'Let her ride a while'
 'Mercy' (persimmon private)
 'Oh yeah'
 'Whoa, yeah'
 Now, there's a fine little sexatary
 And they call her Terry
 All's she need now, is a big Dick-tionary
 She'd be a readin' muther fer you
 Don't you know?
 A spellin' muther fer you
 Don't you know?
 She's an educated muther fer you
 And I wouldn't tell a-you no lie
 Mercy!
 Now, mama got a hotdog
 And it ain't cold
 It's just right
 To fit yo' roll
 It's a fittin' muther for you
 Don't you know?
 It's gonna be a tight muther fer you
 Don't you know?
 And it's about a foot long muther fer you
 Wouldn't tell you no lie, my, my!
 Try it out!