Show Them To Me

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
 There's too much hate and killin goin on
 But when I see the bare chest of a woman
 My worrys and my problems are all gone
 No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
 Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world
 Show them to me, show them to me
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 Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
 They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
 If you got, two fun bags,
 Show them to me
 I don't care if they don't match or ones bigger than the other
 You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other
 Even if you're really old, theres nothing wrong
 Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long
 Show them to me, show them to me
 Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
 Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
 If you got, dos chichi's,
 Show them to me
 
 I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
 Even if you've had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
 Theres no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
 If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours too...
 Show them to me, show them to me
 Just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
 Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy
 If you got two casabas
 Show them to me
 All the world will live in harmony
 It'll do you good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history
 If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
 I said if you love your country yeah
 Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me