18Th Century Cannibals, Excitable Morlocks and a One-Way Ticket on the Ghost Train

Well, the junkie of Mott Street slips inside
 Wranglin' a serpent that refuses to die
 That's a lot of venom, he winks with pride
 This ain't hell, it's a picnic
 Well, come on down to the freak arcade
 Where some are grown, and most are made
 We crush up all the weird ones into lemonade
 Grab the ice handle and pick it
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 Get onboard the ghost train
 Get onboard the ghost train
 Now fashion magazines told Sherlock Holmes
 Hey, leave a little meat on those chicken bones
 And can you really daydream without Davy Jones?
 Who is this Auntie Griselda?
 Well, John the Dillinger, said with a smile
 I had a dream last night about a Gomer Pyle
 Dressed in tinsel, riding a crocodile
 Does this make me crazy?
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 Get onboard the ghost train
 Get onboard the ghost train
 Well, even Hercules freed himself with a ruse
 The dragon captain displayed a Kung Fu bruise
 And hide all the children and spread the news
 Velvet Jesus is a poster?
 Well, everybody testify and get your hands up in the air
 Get onboard the ghost train
 Get onboard the ghost train
 
 Well, everybody testify and get your hands up in the air
 Get onboard the ghost train
 Get onboard the ghost train