Couches

Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit
 Once in awhile
 I'll wallow in my sorrow
 Follow me
 I'll waddle in the Snuggie
 Pour me up a glass of piping tea
 I can see the birdies calling me
 Flirty with the option
 Maybe even call the cops on me
 Don't bother me
 Ain't nothing stopping me
 I'm doing my thing though
 Deny when I sing though
 Load up the games I used to play
 For days on Nintendo
 Maybe I'll drink the pain away
 Maybe I'll think I'll save the day
 Get save the dates
 From friends I thought just fade away
 I think it's safe to say
 I'll pray today to
 Take the walk of faith
 And break my leg
 Though I'm in pain
 I'm not ashamed
 Imma pave my way
 Until I see my pulse flat
 All That
 Later '90s, barely even saw that
 Hardest headed
 Armageddon
 Falling from the depths of Heaven
 Furthest from the best at the moment
 But, yo
 The rest develops
 Toss and turn
 Ain't get no rest
 This smoke is in my chest
 Arrest me if I fail the test
 Homies ain't coax me yet
 But man, oh man
 The money's hidden in banana stands
 I think it's funny that
 I wanna be a family man
 When I could tour around the world
 From here, to Spain, and France
 Spin the globe and do a show
 Wherever it would land
 But all my friends and fam
 Missing me from Maryland
 I could stay at home
 To hope to be like Jim and Pam
 Pushing paper
 Coming home to smoking on my vapor
 But picket fences just
 Starting to look like all my neighbors
 Do me a favor
 Hold this thought on wax
 'Fore I forget
 To play it back to me
 While chillin' with my wife and kids
 Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit
 Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit
 Okay
 Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit
 Sometimes I feel my dreams are counterfeit
 Don't cash em in
 Chasing robbers
 Stealing happiness
 Maniac grins
 Sight for sore eyes
 Go outside
 In the night time
 Got four eyes
 But my third eye is not blind
 Pouring glasses of the fine wine
 With a fine dime
 Watching prime time
 Facing these problems improperly
 Shout out the shadows
 They haunting me
 Feel like the government onto me
 Honestly
 Nobody safe, so keep watching me
 Yuh
 Before I sleep
 I smack a Redd's
 The pillows hit my head
 And sure enough
 I dream about lil shorty
 In my bed
 Kissing my neck
 I'm thinking
 Why'd she do that
 This is exactly what I wanted
 Since the day we had met
 After she left
 She sent a text
 Opened it, left her on read
 Choking up words
 The virgin part of me throw a party instead
 Woke up upset
 Cuz I ain't get no sex
 I'm waiting for the best though
 I'm kinda getting stressed though
 But really, am I pressed
 No
 Put up my feet
 Turn on the TV
 Parks and Rec show
 Nope, I ain't obsessed
 But if you see me
 Say your best quote
 From Ms. Knope
 Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit
 Comfy couches take the grouchiness up out of it
 And maybe even turn my frown
 And help me smile a bit