Razzle Dazzle

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
 And the reaction will be passionate
 Give 'em the old hocus pocus
 Bead and feather 'em
 How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
 What if your hinges all are rusting?
 What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And they'll never catch wise!
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 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
 Row after row will crow vociferous
 Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
 Fool and fracture 'em
 How can they hear the truth above the roar?
 Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
 They'll never know you're just a bagel
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And they'll beg you for more!
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 Give 'em the old double whammy
 Daze and dizzy 'em
 Back since the days of old Methuselah
 Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
 Give 'em the old three ring circus
 Stun and stagger 'em
 When you're in trouble, go into your dance
 Though you are stiffer than a girder
 They'll let you get away with murder
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And you've got a romance
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 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
 Long as you keep 'em way off balance
 How can they spot you got no talents?
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 Razzle dazzle 'em
 And they'll make you a star!