What's My Age Again

I took her out it was a Friday night
 I wore cologne to get the feeling right
 We started making out and she took off my pants
 But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me
 Nobody likes you when you're 23
 And are still more amused by TV shows
 What the hell is ADD?
 My friends say I should act my age
 What's my age again?
 What's my age again?
 Then later on, on the drive home
 I called her mom from a pay phone
 I said I was the cops
 And your husband's in jail
 This state looks down on sodomy
 And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
 Nobody likes you when your 23
 And are still more amused by prank phone calls
 What the heck is call ID?
 My friends say I should act my age
 What's my age again?
 What's my age again?
 Cha cha cha