Ain't We Got Fun

Bill collectors gather
 'Round and rather
 Haunt the cottage next door
 Men the grocer and butcher sent
 Men who call for the rent
 But with in a happy chappy
 And his bride of only a year
 Seem to be so cheerful
 Here's an earful
 Of the chatter you hear
 Just to make their trouble nearly double
 Something happen'd last night
 To their chimney a gray bird came
 Mister Stork is his name
 And I'll bet two pins
 A pair of twins
 Just happen'd in with the bird
 Still they're very gay and merry
 Just at dawning I heard
 Every morning
 Every evening
 Ain't we got fun
 Not much money
 Oh but honey
 Ain't we got fun
 The rent's unpaid dear
 We haven't a bus
 But smiles were made dear
 For people like us
 In the winter in the Summer
 Don't we have fun
 Times are bum and getting bummer
 Still we have fun
 There's nothing surer
 The rich get rich and the poor get children
 In the meantime
 In the between time
 Ain't we got fun.
 Every morning
 Every evening
 Don't we have fun
 Twins and cares dear come in pairs dear
 Don't we have fun
 We've only started
 As mommer and pop
 Are we downhearted
 I'll say that we're not
 Landlords mad and getting madder
 Ain't we got fun
 Times are so bad and getting badder
 Still we have fun
 There's nothing surer
 The rich get rich and the poor get laid off
 In the meantime
 In between time
 Ain't we got fun.