Mood Rings

We all know the girls that I am talking about
 Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
 And the only question's when... they'll blow up!
 And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt
 'Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
 That let their emotions get the best of them
 Go!
 And I've contrived some sort of a plan
 To help my fellow man...
 Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
 So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
 'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
 Just what they're thinking...
 She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
 Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
 She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
 And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
 If it's drama you want, then look no further
 They're like the Real World meets Boy Meets World
 Meets Days of Our Lives
 And it just kills me how they get away with murder
 They'll anger you then bat their eyes
 Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
 Go!
 And I've contrived some sort of a plan
 To help my fellow man...
 Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
 So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
 'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
 Just what they're thinking...
 She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
 Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday
 She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
 And all I said was "Someone get that girl a mood ring!"
 'Cause when it's black means "watch your back" because you're probably
 The last person in the world right now she wants to see
 And when it's blue it means you should call her up immediately
 And ask her out because she'll most likely agree
 And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
 And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless
 And that's all right, I must confess
 We all know the girls that I am talking about
 She likes you Wednesday, but now it's Friday
 And she has to wash her hair
 And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
 Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde...
 At least she makes a lovely pair
 Mood ring, oh mood ring
 Oh tell me will you bring the key
 To unlock this mystery?
 Of girls and their emotions
 Play it back in slow motion
 So I may understand
 The complex infrastructure
 Known as the female mind