Chap Stick, Chapped Lips and Things Like Chemistry

Okay, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
 Who brought back their permission slip?
 Because I know, nobody wants to stay at home
 While the rest of us go out and make a day of it
 'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
 And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride
 They started something, I don't wanna begin it
 They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found
 And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes
 And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around
 Okay so, who doesn't own a cell phone?
 Well I don't need to ask my friends
 Because I know
 Mine was fastened to my jaw bone
 Thanks to all those nights and weekends
 'Cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
 And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride
 They started something, I don't wanna begin it
 They're looking for trouble, but with me, it won't be found
 And I regret that I'm completely out of daytime minutes
 And so I guess I'll have to wait a while till 8 o'clock comes around
 When it comes to relationships (I'm the dumbest one)
 And I don't mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)
 Your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me
 It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
 It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...
 It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...
 It's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry
 Can I relate to you the way you relate to me?
 Can you help me out with my chemistry?
 I don't wanna be perceived the way I am
 I just want to be perceived the way I am