Human of the Year

Hello, hello
 Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front
 Of the cathedral, you have won
 Dear sir
 May I congratulate you first?
 Oh, what an honor
 Human, human of thew year
 And you won!
 Human, human of the year
 And you won!
 Why are you so scared?
 You stand there shaking in your pew
 The icons are whispering to you
 They're just old men
 Like on the benches in the park
 Except their balding spots are
 Glistening with gold
 Human, human of thew year
 And you won!
 Human, human of the year
 And you won!
 Aaah, aaah, aaaah, aaaaaah
 You have won!
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 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Outside the cars are beepin'
 Out a song just in your honor
 And though they do not know it
 All mankind are now your brothers
 And thus the cathedral had spoken
 Wishing well to all us sinners
 And, with a sigh, grew silent
 Till next year's big human winner
 Outside the cars are beepin'
 Out a song just in your honor
 And though they do not know it
 All mankind are now your brothers
 All mankind are now your brothers
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hallelujah
 Hello, hello
 Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front
 Of the cathedral
 You have won!