The End

You do the dishes then drive away to work
 Read 'bout the sports and the news
 You're checking the lotto and take a vitamin pill
 Carrying out life's daily duties
 But when you stop drinking
 'Til you are stinking
 And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends
 It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
 The end
 You spray your hairdo, pick the pepper of your teeth
 You practice some lines to gain charm
 You try to check your breath while you're breathing in your hand
 And make just one more sniff in your armpits
 But when you stop singing
 When you are shitting
 And try farting in a rhythm to a manic BPM
 It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
 The end
 You're mowing the lawn, change the barbeque's new screws
 Brushing the leaves off the street
 You try to be friendly to the neighbour's wife and smile
 Pretending it's lovely to meet her
 But when you stop ringing
 Them crank calls and kidding
 'Bout aliens roaming the block, help us to defend!
 It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
 The end
 But when you stop drinking
 'Til you are stinking
 And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends
 It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
 The end