Can't Wait - Extended Version

Possibly a lot of rain this afternoon with thunderstorms, highs in the mid 80s and lows about 75 degrees
 It's 11:30 am on WFDS, we're from the dark side radio
 This is Dave Rock and Reel as we take a caller
 Caller you're on the air
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is Rose from North and I want to hear that song by Redman, can't wait
 That's on the bomb yo
 You got it, coming from the dark side radio, this is can't wait
 Whooooooo! Yo yo yo, comin to you live
 Smokin mad Phillies with my niggaz from the Hooterville section
 And all my niggaz from the Wickway section, word is bond
 Somebody said Jamaica queens in this motherfucker
 I don't give a fuck! we gon' set it off like this
 Jersey in the fuckin hid-ouse, for your midat
 I'm like rraah! rraah! like I had cerebral palsy
 My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be
 Crack the Phils, spread the buddha then the hidash
 Roll it up and then ask, who chipped in for the ten bag?
 Et cetera, I roll my blunts with two textures
 Pick up 50 bags and then I smoke all the extras
 It's the truth, like vodk' one-eighty proof
 Don't drop your drawers, I'll fuck through your daisy dukes (true!)
 Put your fingers up in the air if you're high (high)
 I walk by (by) so eff a drive (drive)
 I swing a minute batting average as half as
 Good as Reggie Jackson's, that's why you talk backwards
 Enough, chumps be on some bogart shit like Humphrey
 You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jump Street
 Or 90210, fuck it yo
 In the movies I'm the nigga puffin buddha in the back row
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I'm just a smokey boy, I'm from the Land of the Lost
 You can't see me, like Charlie Angels' boss; I'm often
 Coolin 'round the blid-docks, I rock round the clid-dock
 My glid-dock cocked, from here to 16th and Len-nox
 Ask Roger Thomas if I'm gettin scopic
 I was milk like two tits, now I'm butter like Blue Bonnet
 Now who got the funk? (we got the funk!)
 Ay, ay, ayo well I got the weed! (we got the blunts!)
 I never sniffed, I used to puff woolies in a jam
 Back in '88, when it was twenties to the gram
 Bizzail, you couldn't feel me in braille, hell
 I write my names on walls in smoke spots when I'm buyin' ale
 The fly guy with the force like Luke Sky
 Down for a Moksi, bitch if you're fly
 The Funkadelic, been rockin' mics since the fourth grade
 I Terminate like X and I Terminate like Schwarzeneg'
 Dum-de-dum, rock like Buju Banton
 Soup like won ton, funk by the tons to rumps
 Please! My whole crew is makin cheese
 Tonight's the night baby, so suck up on these and it's on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I can't wait to get it on (check it out, ya'll)
 I can't wait to get it on
 I say, I catch the A-train to the left
 Smoke the choc', I set shit off like Boba Fett
 Big up to all my niggaz in the housin' projects
 I'm runnin up in ya continue to split your guts
 Grab the rail, if you get scared of my lines when I rock well
 Got Whit's like Pernell, shit's the bomb like Ak'nel
 Rickety rocket, mind deep as the Loch Ness
 Waste niggaz like toxic, wet like galoshes
 Can I handle my biz? (yes you can!)
 I cause chaos, and bring a lot of def to jams
 Yes I can, now act stupid, I'll pop the trunk
 Ka-klunk, now give me a ba-bump, ba-bump
 Oooh cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes
 Y'all faggots slept on my hoffman and Kools
 Word to Dan Tan Pillow and Cool B
 Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin up Fuji in a movie
 I drop it on the one, fuck the two-three
 Funky like a box of coochies on loose leaf
 Yo, yo, I said
 Switchin up speeds, like Bruce Lee, ridin up Fuji, in a movie
 Heh, I be sayin some shit!
 Now. if you didn't get it
 Laugh now and then figure the shit out when you get home!