Hard Candy Christmas

Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
 Maybe I'll move somewhere
 Maybe I'll get a car
 Maybe I'll drive so far
 They'll all lose track
 Me, I'll bounce right back
 Maybe I'll sleep real late
 Maybe I'll lose some weight
 Maybe I'll clear my junk
 Maybe I'll just get drunk
 On cheap red wine
 Me, I'll be just
 Fine and dandy
 Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
 I'm barely getting through tomorrow
 But still I won't let
 Sorrow bring me way down
 Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
 Maybe I'll just lie low
 Maybe I'll hit the bars
 Maybe I'll count the stars until the dawn
 Me, I will go on
 Maybe I'll settle down
 Maybe I'll just leave town
 Maybe I'll have some fun
 Maybe I'll meet someone
 And make him mine
 Me, I'll be just
 Fine and dandy
 Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
 I'm barely getting through tomorrow
 Still I can't let
 Sorrow bring me way down
 I'll be fine and dandy
 Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
 I'm barely getting through tomorrow
 Still I can't let
 Sorrow bring me way down
 I'll be fine and dandy
 Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas
 I'm barely getting through tomorrow
 Still I can't let
 Sorrow bring me way down
 Oh, I'll be fine
 I'll be fine
 Oh, I'll be fine