Fake Plastic Trees

Her green plastic watering can
 For her fake Chinese rubber plant
 In the fake plastic earth
 ♪
 That she bought from a rubber man
 In a town full of rubber plans
 To get rid of itself
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 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 ♪
 She lives with a broken man
 A cracked polystyrene man
 Who just crumbles and burns
 ♪
 He used to do surgery
 For girls in the eighties
 But gravity always wins
 ♪
 And it wears him out
 ♪
 It wears him out
 
 It wears him out
 It wears
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 She looks like the real thing
 She tastes like the real thing
 My fake plastic love
 ♪
 But I can't help the feeling
 I could blow through the ceiling
 If I just turn and run
 ♪
 And it wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 
 It wears me out
 And if I could be who you wanted
 If I could be who you wanted
 All the time
 All the time
 
 Her green plastic watering can
 For her fake Chinese rubber plant
 In the fake plastic earth
 ♪
 That she bought from a rubber man
 In a town full of rubber plans
 To get rid of itself
 ♪
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 ♪
 She lives with a broken man
 A cracked polystyrene man
 Who just crumbles and burns
 ♪
 He used to do surgery
 For girls in the eighties
 But gravity always wins
 ♪
 And it wears him out
 ♪
 It wears him out
 
 It wears him out
 It wears
 ♪
 She looks like the real thing
 She tastes like the real thing
 My fake plastic love
 ♪
 But I can't help the feeling
 I could blow through the ceiling
 If I just turn and run
 ♪
 And it wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 
 It wears me out
 And if I could be who you wanted
 If I could be who you wanted
 All the time
 All the time
 
 Her green plastic watering can
 For her fake Chinese rubber plant
 In the fake plastic earth
 ♪
 That she bought from a rubber man
 In a town full of rubber plans
 To get rid of itself
 ♪
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 ♪
 She lives with a broken man
 A cracked polystyrene man
 Who just crumbles and burns
 ♪
 He used to do surgery
 For girls in the eighties
 But gravity always wins
 ♪
 And it wears him out
 ♪
 It wears him out
 
 It wears him out
 It wears
 ♪
 She looks like the real thing
 She tastes like the real thing
 My fake plastic love
 ♪
 But I can't help the feeling
 I could blow through the ceiling
 If I just turn and run
 ♪
 And it wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 
 It wears me out
 And if I could be who you wanted
 If I could be who you wanted
 All the time
 All the time
 
 Her green plastic watering can
 For her fake Chinese rubber plant
 In the fake plastic earth
 ♪
 That she bought from a rubber man
 In a town full of rubber plans
 To get rid of itself
 ♪
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 
 It wears her out
 ♪
 She lives with a broken man
 A cracked polystyrene man
 Who just crumbles and burns
 ♪
 He used to do surgery
 For girls in the eighties
 But gravity always wins
 ♪
 And it wears him out
 ♪
 It wears him out
 
 It wears him out
 It wears
 ♪
 She looks like the real thing
 She tastes like the real thing
 My fake plastic love
 ♪
 But I can't help the feeling
 I could blow through the ceiling
 If I just turn and run
 ♪
 And it wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 ♪
 It wears me out
 
 It wears me out
 And if I could be who you wanted
 If I could be who you wanted
 All the time
 All the time