Down Is The New Up

Get yourself together
 Let the light pour in
 Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink
 Nothing's going to happen without warning
 Down is the new up
 What is a butter cup?
 Down is the new up, is the new up
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 Won't you be my girl?
 Won't you be my girl?
 Your services are not required
 Your future's bleak, you're so last week
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 Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net
 I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop
 I shall now amputate, I shall now contort
 Because down is the new up
 What if I just flip-flopped?
 Down is the new up, down is the new up
 Down is the new up, is the new up
 You crawled off and left us
 You crawled off and left us
 Caught on Candid Camera
 The chink in your armor
 Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town
 Shake your pockets out
 Pass it on, pass it down
 Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town
 Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up...