Big, Blonde and Beautiful

Yeah, well, well, oh, yeah-yeah
 Bring on that pecan pie
 Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy
 Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl
 Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl
 I offer big love with no apology
 How can I deny the world the most of me?
 I am not afraid to throw my weight around
 Pound by pound by pound
 Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
 Face the fact that's simply inrafutable
 No-one wants a meal that only offers the least
 When girl we're servin' up the whole damn feast
 Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese
 Then take a look inside my book of recipes
 Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light
 We need a man who brings a man-size appetite
 I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice
 I'll let ya lick the spoon because it tastes so nice
 We'll keep it in the oven 'til it's good and hot
 Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot
 Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
 There is nothin 'bout us that's unsuitable
 Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid?
 When Edna, you look like the whole parade!
 They say that white has might and thin is in
 Well that's just bull' 'cause ladies, big is back
 And as for black, it's beautiful!
 All shapes and sizes follow me
 Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree?
 Yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 Oh yeah (ow)
 Groovy, baby, groovy!