Sweep Me Off My Feet

Hey, you
 I'm not bold or cool or masculine
 Maybe you're just waiting for the perfect Latin lover to walk in
 (I'm not him)
 Between my penis and my chin
 Is camembert and shame
 I used to be elegantly thin
 I'm sorry babe, we both missed that train
 No, if I follow you all your girlfriends will know
 Then I'll line up with the other fools
 Wasting, wasting his time
 Following you 'round
 Another lonely guy with longing in his eye
 But you said your man is bringing you down
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 Someone sweep me off my feet
 I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
 I'm lonely but I'm here, baby understand
 Someone sweep me off my feet
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 Someone sweep me off my feet (oh)
 I am not an angel, I'm barely a man
 I'm lonely but I'm here, baby understand
 Someone sweep me off my feet