The Monster's Loose

You're absolutely so much better than her,
 A second though is too much, it's too too many,
 She's a fact of life, but never mind,
 Get away, away for someone kind,
 Such a vain iconoclast, her, a racketeer who never cares,
 The news of his departure was greeted here with a Cheshire grin,
 Oh, better get away from here.
 (chorus:)
 The monster's loose,
 You're luckier than you know,
 The one that got away,
 He's gone, she's gone.
 A great big celebration seems more in order,
 And it's a great big revelation that she pulled the plug on the whole thing,
 I'm so thrilled for you, really.
 (chorus)
 It's so easy to be fooled
 By such a cracker-jack,
 There's a weak signal.
 Now here's all you have to know, whoa,
 Just let the monster go, whoooooooooooooooa--
 (solo)
 (chorus)
 The monster's loose, (the monster's loose)
 The monster's loose, (the monster's loose)
 Oooooooh, oooooooh,
 Oooooooh, oooooooh,
 Oooooooh, oooooooh...
 (chorus)
 And it's gone.