Dear Miss Lonely Hearts

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts
 I had to write this letter
 To tell you how I came to meet her
 She was sweet, but I dated her sister
 That's how I made my mistake
 And I can't forget her
 I felt depressed 'til a friend of mine suggested
 That I write to this address
 So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness
 It will persist, it will persist
 (Lonely boy) looking for another
 (Lonely girl) to love one another
 (Lonely hearts) turn to each other
 (Lonely souls) lonely souls
 Dear lonely boy
 I doubt if my reply will bring much joy
 It seems from your letters that you lied
 Or strongly implied that you were satisfied
 To take her sister by your side
 I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness
 So at best, all I can suggest is that you resist
 And you put an end
 To such thoughts of silliness
 (Lonely boy) looking for another
 (Lonely girl) to love one another
 (Lonely hearts) turn to each other
 Lonely souls
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 Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems
 You're the only one I know that can solve them
 I love a girl, but I'm dating her sister
 And if I persist in my pursuit, I will kiss her
 Dear lonely girl
 I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
 But you must not trust this boy
 You must not lust this boy
 Resist and do not kiss this boy
 (Lonely boy) looking for another
 (Lonely girl) to love one another
 (Lonely hearts) turn to each other
 (Lonely souls) like lonely souls
 (Lonely boy) I'm writing
 (Lonely girl) looking for a lonely girl
 (Lonely hearts) I'm lonely
 Lonely souls
 I've got problems (lonely boy)
 Can you solve them? (Lonely girl)
 I'm writing to dear miss lonely hearts (lonely hearts)
 For I'm a lonely soul, yours sincerely
 Lonely boy
 (Lonely girl) must be attractive
 (Lonely hearts) please, send a photo
 Lonely souls
 One lonely boy is looking for another
 Lonely girl to love one another
 (Lonely hearts) lonely hearts
 (Lonely soul) answer me, answer my plea, answer me
 Lonely boy looking for a female
 Or lonely girl
 (Lonely hearts) please, send details
 (Lonely soul) I need a female