Congratulations

T-Series! (Yeah!)
 It's your big day! (Woo!)
 Incredible job!
 I know we had our differences
 But today, I just wanna tell you
 Ay, congratulations to your corporation
 Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
 Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
 Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
 Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
 Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
 Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
 Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh-oh)
 I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal (Yeah)
 I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
 For legal reasons, that's a joke
 For legal reasons, that's a joke
 For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
 India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
 I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
 I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
 Ay, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
 Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
 Ay, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
 I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
 Congratulations (Uh)
 Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
 Congratulations
 Congratulations (Such a big day)
 I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
 T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
 Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
 But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
 T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
 Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
 Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
 That's a blatant racist lie
 Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
 India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
 How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
 Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
 But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
 But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
 Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
 Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
 But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
 So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
 Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
 Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
 It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
 Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
 There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
 It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
 Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
 Ay, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
 Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
 Ay, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
 I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
 Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
 Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
 Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
 Congratulations (Such a big day!) (Oh yeah, yeah)
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 Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
 Yatta desu ne
 Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line