Dial Up

I never lost my self control
 Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul
 Waterboarded in a wallet dry
 Now I'm sleeping in the street
 On the curb kick up my feet
 Thing that came from up on high
 The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
 Doin' the Mambo #6
 The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
 Mambo #6
 A little bit of Tito by myself
 A little bit of Hendrick all alone
 A little bit of Evan til I'm too
 Smashed to drive home
 Used to function at 4G
 After 700 hours free
 I'm an AOL free trial CD
 Scratched up, can't read
 I drink a whiskey drink
 I drink a vodka drink
 I sing the songs
 That remind me of
 The bad times
 Cause everything
 Reminds me of the
 Bad times
 Baby used to function at 4G
 After 700 hours free
 I'm an AOL free trial CD
 Scratched up, can't read
 Messages are piling up
 And the dial-up is down
 I used to function at 4G
 After 700 hours free
 I'm an AOL free trial CD
 Scratched up, can't read
 Messages are piling up
 And the dial-up is down
 Dale a tu cuerpo
 Alegría Macarena
 Dale a tu cuerpo
 Alegría Macarena
 Messages are piling up
 And the dial-up is down
 And I left my Limewire running
 To get Mellencamp's Small Town
 I can't read