Douglas Douglass

Douglas Douglass, apple tree
 Have a wife, now let her be
 Give me, give me what you got
 I'm gonna make you what you're not
 Douglas Douglass, prickly pear
 Have a wife, but I don't care
 Give me, give me all your soul
 I'm gonna dip you in my bowl
 Long way down,
 It's a long way down
 It's a long way down
 And he knows...
 Douglas Douglass, sticky pine
 Have a wife, and I do fine
 Give me, give me what I need
 You know I gots to plant your seed
 Douglas Douglass, evergreen
 Have a wife and she's so mean
 Give me, give me slotted spoon
 You know I want to make you swoon
 Douglas Douglass, sycamore
 Have a wife, but she's a bore
 Give me, give me what I crave
 You know I want to beeeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooour...
 DRUM SOLO!
 It's a long way down
 It's a long way down
 It's a long way down
 And he knows...
 Douglas Douglass, royal oak
 Have a wife, but she done choked
 Give me, give me what you can
 I just wants to be your man.