Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

We're so sorry, uncle Albert
 We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
 We're so sorry, uncle Albert
 But there's no one left at home
 And I believe I'm gonna rain
 We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day
 We're so sorry, uncle Albert
 But if anything should happen
 We'll be sure to give a ring
 We're so sorry, uncle Albert
 But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
 We're so sorry, uncle Albert
 But the kettle's on the boil
 And we're so easily called away
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky
 Admiral Halsey notified me
 He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
 I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
 Butter pie?
 The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky
 Live a little, be a gypsy, get around
 (Get around)
 Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around
 Live a little, be a gypsy, get around
 (Get around)
 Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky
 Hands across the water, water
 Heads across the sky