Tommy's Holiday Camp

Hello there, darlings!
 I'm your Brother Ernie
 And I welcome you to Tommy's Holiday Camp!
 The camp with a difference, never mind the weather
 When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!
 Get your Tommy T-shirts, and your stickers
 And your Tommy mirrors to smash!
 Don't rush, keep steady
 Have your money ready!
 Buy your way to heaven
 That comes to one pound seven
 Bless your heart!
 Buy your shades here! That's it
 Keep in line, I've got a huge supply!
 Get your Tommy records
 You can really hear him talk!
 Tommy pics and matches
 Half a knicker for the cork
 Watch this, then!
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 The camp with a difference, never mind the weather
 When you come to Tommy's, the holiday's forever!
 This is your chance
 Tommy's Holiday Camp is coming to your town
 And tonight
 Tommy, live on stage!
 Lucky people!