Soldiers' Gossip I

Did you hear that scream last night?
 Did anybody not?
 Four ball in the side
 She knows how to scream alright
 Well, she practices a lot
 Good shot!
 Six ball in the corner!
 So that wasn't dying we assume
 No I think she just fell off her broom
 Or they hung a mirror in the room of La Señora (La Señora, La Señora)
 PLEASE A LITTLE QUIET
 Care to play, captain?
 No, thank you for asking
 Just a bit aloof, don't you think?
 Not around the coronel
 Gentlemen, gentlemen
 Never trust a man who doesn't drink
 And he keeps a journal
 Eight ball off the nine
 Maybe though he just prefers his books?
 Not as much as he prefers his looks
 Which is why he thinks he's got his hooks into La Señora
 *light chuckle* Gentlemen,
 I'll make a wager, come the summer, he'll be major
 I'll say!
 I'll say.
 I'll saaaay!