Mama's Dress

I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
 And I wouldn't look good in her dress
 You see my wife and see my
 You don't think so but I do
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 I know they are ripe tomatoes
 Just what this town is due to burn
 But this dress is another tone
 The way you wear your dress is wrong
 Don't offend, you're made of curves
 You have your little head
 One shade of a woman's dress is
 He wants to bring it down to you
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
 And I wouldn't look good in her dress
 You asked me if I could handle that
 I wouldn't wear your woman's dress, no
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 A deadbeat is having this
 A catastrophe, tampax cheeze-whiz
 I don't know what to say but I think I'm gonna burst and
 I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
 And I wouldn't look good in her dress
 And you . saw me . oh yeah no
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
 And I wouldn't look good in her dress
 Gotta change, but I don't wanna
 Check it out, check it out, check it out
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 Get funky now .
 I know they are ripe tomatoes
 Just what this town is due to burn
 But this dress is another tone
 The way you wear your dress is wrong
 Don't offend, you're made of curves
 You have your little head
 One shade of a woman's dress is
 He wants to bring it down to you
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 No shoe-tale
 I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
 She didn't wear, your dress
 Pork chop