The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
 Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
 Good, good, now we're making some progress
 Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
 And I believe
 This may call for a proper introduction, and well
 Don't you see
 I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?
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 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
 Applause, applause, no, wait, wait
 Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make
 It seems the artists these days are not who you think
 So we'll pick back up on that on another page
 And I believe
 This may call for a proper introduction, and well
 Don't you see
 I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?
 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
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 Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
 Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
 Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
 Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up
 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
 Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen
 Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
 I aim to be
 Your eyes