I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Live at Amway Center, Orlando, FL, 4/14/2017

Oh, well, imagine
 As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
 And I can't help but to hear
 No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
 "What a beautiful wedding
 What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
 "Oh yes, but what a shame
 What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore" (yeah, you said it, not me)
 I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of
 Oh, well, in fact
 Well, I'll look at it this way
 I mean technically our marriage is saved
 And this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
 Oh, well, in fact
 Well, I'll look at it this way
 I mean, technically our marriage is saved
 Well, this calls for a toast
 So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
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 I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 Again
 I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 (Let's get it boys)
 Again
 I said, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing the goddamn door?"
 No
 Wow
 Oh my God
 Thank you for that
 How about a big round of applause for my band, 'cause they're totally kickass?
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 This night wouldn't be possible without our crew
 Let's give some love to our crew
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 You guys were loud as fuck, give yourself some love
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 Goddamn
 Oh my god, I'm having the best time
 By the way, where's that cut-out? Holy shit, is that my face?
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 That's amazing
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 Thank you darling