I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well imagine
 As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
 And I can't help but to hear
 No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
 "What a beautiful wedding"
 What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
 And yes, but what a shame
 What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
 I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of...
 Oh, well in fact
 Well, I'll look at it this way
 I mean technically, our marriage is saved
 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
 Oh, well in fact
 Well, I'll look at it this way
 I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
 Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
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 I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 Again...
 I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
 Closing a goddamn door?"
 No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 With a sense of poise and rationality
 Again...