Hale-Bopp Regurgitations

I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to give you this
 I should've known not to throw away my records
 I should've never purchased compact discs
 I can't remember inventing the atom
 I don't remember what it's like to be God
 I should'a known not to watch Jerry Springer
 I should've never watched the People's Court
 I don't remember inventing the wheel
 But I remember making Styrofoam
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to sex Amy Fisher
 I should've never watched the OJ trial
 I should've known not to shoot John Lennon
 I should've never gotten AOL
 I should remember not to blow up buildings
 I should remember what it's like to be God
 I should've known never sent the stork to the Dahlmer's
 I should'a known not to make free will
 I can't remember my life as a Mormon
 I can't remember five minutes ago
 I should'a known not to watch that comet, yeah
 I can't remember my days as an asshole
 The same day I made the CIA
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should've known
 I should've known
 I should've known
 I should've known
 I should've known
 I should've known
 I should've known better
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet
 I should'a known not to watch that comet